So after last weeks pathetic blogging, I thought I ought to make a bit more of an effort!
We had tea parties in the garden, dressed up, went and saw another potential school for Jess next year, played games, I taught Nursery and reception children for the first time in ages (eeeeek, AND I did as the teacher told me to - Jessica was insistent that I do - bless!), had Harry and Freddie round to play, we danced in someone's living room, Nick got drunk (not sure which of those should come first), we tidied up the garden, went swimming, terrorised snails........... You know, the usual!
So we had good fun and there's photos this week to prove it!
posted by Nick & Liz; @ 1:08 PM
7 Comments:
I will have you know that he was a sober, upright, clean living young man when he left home and got married.
No photos of Nick drunk though....... slander I say,
people are so quick to jump to assumptions.....
the only thing that I can imagine let you to this false conclusion....
maybe the aliens who abducted him, swabbed him with surgical alcohol then returned him disorrientated several hours later.... smelling of alcohol!!
That leads to the question why are they abducting him so regularly it's at least every fortnight !
(Giggle, giggle, giggle!)
L
x
what is all this abduction by aliens rubbish! Can you actually imagine any alien wanting to abduct Nick let alone several times. Once he finished explaining to them that abduction was not a basic human right and that if they reorganised their HR policy to make greater use of the available resource then abduction would no longer be considered an enlighted policy in this day and age even for aliens blah blah blah.......they would surely have returned him in little pieces which obviuosly has yet to happen.
perhaps Lizzie has been abducted.... hence no news!!!!
well of course she has been abducted and replaced by the new slim line model
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