Insight into a day in the life of Liz
Let the rant commence!
The day started off badly, losing sunglasses, forgetting to put nappies out for collection, trying to take Nick to work but struggling on account of the Town and Country show at Stoneleigh etc, etc.
Came home, found sunglasses, went and bought toilet roll from supermarket.
Get home, Maddy's done an enormous poo! Tidy up, administer milk. All fine. Make lunch , eat, go to shops for courgettes for tea (forgot them in supermarket!). Come home, Maddy screams - too tired to eat, change nappy. Lo and behold! Another poo. Great!
Come downstairs, potter with eldest, she does a poo - in the potty. Hurrah I hear you cry! Hurrah indeed.
Closely followed by another poo in the potty. Hurrah again, I hear you cry. Indeed.
CLOSELY followed by ANOTHER poo - Hurr.... booohhhh. in her pants. Not so good
CLOSELY followed by ANOTHER poo - huh??? ON THE STAIRS FFS!
Then refusing to put pants on bottom. Only willing to put on her head and walk around with musical twirly noisy thing... pretending to be an elephant?
Who'd be a mother?
posted by Nick & Liz; @ 3:19 PM
5 Comments:
One assumes that the pants on the head are not the same ones as those which had been pooed in.
Nick
Nice!
L
If wearing her pants on her head becomes Jessica's idea of a fashion statement, you might want to check with Ms. Love. As I recall, she was known to do that on occasion(s) as well :)
Love from,
Ms. Love's Loving Aunt
Enough with the poo already! These are my much chereished, nigh on perfect grand daughters that you are besmirching for all the world to read.
Graham
And so say all of us Graham..... Nana & Grampy XX
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